Thursday, September 10, 2009

Citizen or Occupant? American by birth or Spirit? Liberals go bonkers when I tell them they are not Patriots, “non-Americans”

Liberals go bonkers when I tell them they are not Patriots, “non-Americans”. I think many of our ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS are more American in Spirit then people born here and defiled by our “lack of education system”.

Our country’s Founding Fathers laid down a guide of how to keep this country running FREE and to keep it FREE. If you live here and you do not like the frame work of the ORIGINAL AMERICANS, then you ARE a non-American. You are fighting this frame work and trying to take it down to make it something you like.

Well, guess what? You are in America, there are still FREE SPIRITED AMERICANS that desire very lil government, very little taxation, and think people should and can prosper on the sweat of their brow, and NO MAN should be a ward of the State.

So you non- American’s LEARN the history of this country. Drink from the cup of FREEDOM that our Founding Fathers drank from, and start seeking to be a free-man and not a slave to a socialist regime.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Perfect Come Back Line of the Year

If you have ever testified in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.
He was being cross examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police
officer's credibility...

Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with the same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.