Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Political Correctness Going Mad!!

Political Correctness Going Mad!!



What did we learn from the Ft Hood Terrorist? That political correctness in this country just cost American lives!! People were too scared to speak up about this Muslim nut bag because of fear of repercussions for being anti-Muslim



Now we have captured the man responsible for killing the 4 Blackwater Security agents that had their bodies burned, dragged through the streets and then hung for ridicule. The Navy Seals that caught this dirt bag gave him a bloody lip and now THEY are up for Court Martial????



How in the f*ck is the Pansy Ass running our Military????



No wonder we can’t seem to win a war… we got Liberals running our Military!!



Stop the INSANITY!!



Political Correctness is killing this country… Liberalism is destroying the once GREAT America!!!



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576646,00.html

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Green Weenies!!

Hey Green Weenies!!

Do a Google Search on this “emails faking global warming”

Most of you have not heard this story because you are not smart enough to understand NEWS BIAS.

CBS, ABCBS, NBCBS and thier ilk like NPR and MSPMS won’t discuss stories that do not fit the LIBERAL AGENDA…

Are you telling me the AlGores of the World have been LYING about Global Warming??

BTW, if you had an credibility you would do a bit of research on the MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AlGore has made on this Global Warming Hoax and the foolish “Carbon Credits”

How is that Prias running??

You should get these sites:

http://www.theweek.com/article/index/103222/Globalwarming_bombshell

http://www.transformetrics.com/forum/showthread.php?p=32200

http://www.giveittomeraw.com/xn/detail/1407416:Topic:1182378?xg_source..

http://www.politics.ie/.../118889-climategate-final-nail-coffin-anthropogenic-global-warming-15.html

greenenergyreporter.com/.../skeptic-rejoice-at-climate-research-unit-emails-global-warming-continues-apace/

http://www.aim.org/aim-column/media-ignore-climate-science-scandal/

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091123100109AAbIEhN

Next to sex, this is a good way to start the day..

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the dignified and formal bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
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The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any wordfrom the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.



The winners are:


1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL

XEROX IS DOING SOMETHING COOL

If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to a member of the armed services.

How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! It is FREE and it only takes a second.

Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our soldiers over there need to know we are behind them.

This takes just 10 seconds and it's a wonderful way to say thank you. Please take the time and please take the time to pass it on for others to do. We can never say enough thank you's.

Thanks for taking to time to support our military!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Why do we love children?

Why do we love children?

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents '

3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!
Gotta love this Judge!
You must read this.....a proper decision by the courts...for a change.
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days... The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..".
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.
Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."; You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!
This is too good not to forward

Monday, November 9, 2009

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan The Terrorist

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan The Terrorist


Liberal Democrats and their demonic views of political correctness let this man walk our streets. This man has made entire speeches on destroying American and the non-believers. This man wanted “infidels” to have “boiling oil poured down their throats”

Yet because of political correctness people were scared to report this man’s rants. Yet some proud Americans did report these instances and the Army ignored them!?!?!?!?!?

THE UNITED STATES ARMY was well aware this man was preaching Muslim Hatred and yet NOTHING was done???????

Political correctness gone wild!!

If this same man was preaching about Jesus Christ and being born again they would have imprisoned him!

Wake up people – you are losing your country to Liberals…..


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6521758/Fort-Hood-shooting-Texas-army-killer-linked-to-September-11-terrorists.html

http://rashmanly.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/terrorist-major-nidal-malik-hasan-treated-with-kid-gloves-by-mainstream-media/

http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/nidal-malik-hasan-non-believers-should-be-beheaded-and-have-boiling-oil-poured-down-their-throats/

http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/09/robert-spencers-new-book-is-guaranteed-to-annoy-some-people-even-before-they-read-it-which-they-prob.html