What Canadians wonder about the idiots in America.... ( Democrats... )

Number 10) Only in America...could politicians talk about
the greed of the rich at a $35,000.00 a plate campaign fund-raising event.

Number 9) Only in America ...could people claim that the
government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a blackPresident, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce isblack while only 14% of the population is black 40+% of all federal entitlementsgoes to black Americans - 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go toHispanics!

Number 8) Only in America...could they have had the two
people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of theTreasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and MeansCommittee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

Number 7) Only in America...can they have terrorists kill
people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting thatMuslims might be harmed by the backlash.

Number 6) Only in America...would they make people who
want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countriesand pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discussletting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just 'magically' becomeAmerican citizens.

Number 5) Only in America....could the people who believe
in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thoughtof as "extremists."

Number 4) Only in America...could you need to present a
driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

Number 3) Only in America...could people demand the
government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because theprice of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oilcompany (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennisshoes (Nike).

Number 2) Only in America....could the government collect
more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, stillspend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year - for total spending of
$7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

And the Number 1) Only in America...could the rich people
- who pay 86% of all income taxes - be accused of not paying their "fairshare" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all!

Pastor Joel Osteen

Pastor Joel Osteen

Not sure I posted this on a few weeks back or not. We were at work on a Sunday and the patients ALWAYS watch Joel Osteen, just like Princess and I do. One of my co-workers spoke up about “all these tv pastors are fake!”. I of course defended Osteen for being different then lets say people like Swaggart, that other POS like Obama.

Well I said something like “I bet Osteen lives in a middle America subdivision and not HIGH AND MIGHTY like those fake preachers do!”

Then I did a web search and found out he lives in a $15,000,000.00 home… :(

I was heartbroken….

That is the last dime he gets from me…

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