Saturday, October 24, 2009

He said - She said

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?



He said . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . ... I would but you're never there.


He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time


He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.


He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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